5 Lessons on conspiracy

To conspire means "to join in a secret agreement to do an unlawful act or to use such means to accomplish a lawful end". A conspiracy is held to be responsible for a limited, discrete event or set of events. The alleged conspiratorial forces unite under a well-defined purpose and focus their intergalactic energies solely on accomplishing their obsessive need. 

Lesson n.º 1
The object of you conspiracy must never become aware of the plot you are strategically setting. Therefore, under no circumstances you should give away the final purpose of your plot on a casual phone call during dinner with fellow conspirators. They will have your head!!

Lesson n.º 2
If you conspire against someone, it is most likely that they will conspire against you.  
Thus being, if you start a conspiracy as a cellphone inbox invasion, someone will get back at you with similar strategy and heartless aim when you least expect it.  

Lesson n.º 3
For a conspiracy plot to follow through, you must be aquainted with a few, but loyal, conspirators: anonymous followers who share your common ground and support your vision. Once the message is passed, they will become accomplices in the plot and stop at nothing to support the Cause.

Lesson n.º 4
Be very aware of external channels, beyond the conspiratorial forces, through which you made need to resort to during the implementation of your plot.You must select the proper merchandise transport company that will absolutely guarantee efficiency, confidence and success in the dispatch of the box containing the object of conspiracy.

Lesson n.º 5
The conspiracy must have a greater purpose! The targeted person of the conspiracy must, in the end, become overwhelmed, out of herself and going completely mad, jumping up and down in excitement after opening the so awaited shoe box!

Absolutely adore you crazy conspirators!!

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